Conservatives are generally Christian, white, racist, sexist, hateful, and greedy. They believe that the US was created by Jesus to shelter them from blacks, Jews, and homosexuals while they become fabulously wealthy and poison the environment. In the comfort of their own homes they often abuse their children, engage in gay sex, take drugs, and worship the devil...all while listening to the music of Michael Bolton.
Liberals are generally everyone else.
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