Originally Posted by ragingclue
Meh... They're baseball players. Not football or hockey players.... I'd imagine those professional atheletes would have knocked him the Fk out. Baseball players seem to be either fat or dainty. They had an era of general bulkiness but that coincidentally went away when they started looking for, and cracking down on, PEDs.
I was going to say that if a bunch of baseball players are threatened by a skinny kid the ticket prices need to be lower. But I didn't want to offend any baseball fans.
Now hockey players. That would be fun to watch. Maybe it ought to be part of the show -- a prize for anyone who can make it across the ice. Perhaps a series of prizes growing in value depending on the number of bones broken/blood lost.