IMO as much fun as strip clubs can be they are such a money pit. The girls at times aren't even that hot, and most times look pretty beat haha. $20 to be cock teased is pretty steep in my book. I'd rather find a hot chick, spend $20 on flowers and $60 on a good dinner and get some real action that night. Oh yea and a saying made famous by Chris Rock, "there is absolutly no sex in the champagne room" lol.
I know nothing of the Christian beliefs or how strictly you follow them, but partying at a friends house would be your best bet. Especially if you have your lady friend of choice there as well. That way you may get your happy ending for free from someone worth it.
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