I doubt SA is that bad its just like anywhere else. In Chicago if I leave the comfort of the city and go to far South or West there's a good chance I may never post on this forum again.
In LA I stay with my sister in West Hollywood...worst that can happen outside of the movies is getting a bag of glitter thrown at you...I'm most likely not kidding
But I think I don't want to meet you or your wife on a bad day. I've only rocked hardware like that in Call of Duty