Police: "So, you were going 180km/h at 50km/h zone. Anything to say for yourself before I take away your license for 6 months and give you a 10.000 euro fine?"
Me: "Yes, I was horrified I would die because the accellerator had stuck! Please call an ambulance, call the press, it's a miracle that I could finally get this car to stop!!"
As far as the original story... what a moron. There should be a moron-test for people wanting to buy a BMW.