Here's me at the dealership:
I ended up going with the red one since it "looked"
the fastest of the bunch. Unfortunately, a few days later I was involved in a head on with a big wheel driven by an intoxicated biotch. I was like, "wtf, why didn't you watch were you were driving you fook'n tard?!" Turns out the she was all hopped up on sugar and I guess downed a whole pack of fun dip (including the damn sugar stick) before hitting the open road..err..sidewalk. I tell ya, you'll never forget the day your first ride ends up totalled.