Haha- there is a sticky in the thread!
You should look a bit more carefully, dude.
BMW service bulletin- SI B 00 04 08 -Maintenance and General Hints
Reminder for operations needed at the 1200 Mile Service:
Replace the engine oil and oil filter
Replace the transmission oil on the standard-equipment 6-speed manual unit.
Note: The optional M DCT Drivelogic transmission has a long-term rated oil DCTF-1, which requires no replacement unless specified for a repair.
Remove and clean the transmission filter on the standard-equipment 6-speed manual unit
Replace the differential oil
Repeat these maintenance operations at every 3rd Engine Oil Service.