Forgive me, but I laughed out loud at the second message. I mean the other ones deserve an exclamation point, but "Increased emissions!"? LOL, like I give a shit.
Anyway, sorry about your car, clearly there is issues. Doesn't sound M-DCT related to me though.
2008 Interlagos Blue E93 M3 - M-DCT
2011 Salsa Red Jetta TDI Sportwagen - DSG