Hahaha not quite my friend. I'm actually Armenian but I've got yellow fever like big time. Plus, I was obligated to have an Asian girlfriend. I'm also into bikes... and everybody knows if you've got a bike the girl on the back has to be a skinny, petite Asian chick.
All jokes aside though, thanks for the advice. I'll do my research on what way would be best to invest what I already have, since right now it's just sitting there when it could be earning interest.