Find the killers!
I got a similar e-mail several years ago. After mourning the death of someone in my family (who found their way from China to Africa, I guess), I was too distraught to seek the millions of dollars left unclaimed. What I should do is put together a "dream team" of investigators to find the true killers of my long lost kinsman. So far I have the following people in mind:
The Ramsey family
Claus Von Bulow
If anyone can find them, this team can.