Harry Reid is out jogging one morning and notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, "What's in the box kid?"
The little boy says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Harry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," the child says.
"Oh that's cute," Harry Reid says and he runs off.
A couple of days later Harry is running with his lover, Nancy Pelosi, and he spots the same boy with his box just ahead.
Harry says to Nancy, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to the boy with the box. Harry says, "Look in the box Nancy, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid, tell Nancy what kind of kittens they are."
The boy replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!", Harry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?"
"Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."