What do you mean 'learn to drive a manual'?
You push the clutch in and pull or push the stick into your desired gear, it even has numbers on for the hard of thinking. Let the clutch out, stomp on the loud pedal and waddya know, the car is moving/going faster/slowing down.
Keep the car, print this post out and stick it on your dashboard. Bada bing, problem solved.
Glad to be of help.