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      02-26-2008, 03:36 PM   #84

Drives: 2014 435i M-Sport X-Drive
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada

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I used to know a stripper, they rub baby oil all over themselves to get a certain feel and look going. The zit was probably caused by all that oil piling up on your face. I'm prone to acne, and the one time I went the 'rippers I had a breakout the next day from the oil.

Pro tip to deal with the zit. Pop that fucker, squeeze it as dry as you can get it, wash it thoroughly, wait about 5 minutes, wash it again and then put some cheap alcohol based aftershave (I just use the gillete gel) on it. The aftershave will sting like a motherfucker for a few seconds. This will stop the bleeding and minimize the scarring. You may have to pick off a bit of a scab and re-aftershave it in a few hours but it shouldn't cause any permanent marks.
2014 BMW 435i XDrive M-Sport - Delivered May 2014
2007 BMW 323i - Delivered April 2007