He has to entertain the audience. What kind of a show would it be without ridiculous reasoning and funny shenanigans. I just take everything he says with a grain of salt. There's also Ham and May to balance him out.
E92 335i: Space Grey|Coral Red|Aluminum Trim
Hold out for the BRZ STI or... Rocket Bunny FRS. Update: Scratch that. I've got a 2015 5.0/6MT with my name on it.