We get it - you don't like the car. Enough taking pot shots at everyone who is a fan though; don't you think? You do sound more than just a little overly uncomfortable with the idea, and the excessive negativity is beginning to really feel awkward. A bit like the guy who shows up at a car meet and has nothing but criticism for everyone's rides.
A gen-u-ine BMW eff-eight-zero with them tandem clutches in the transmission and that dad gum sun roof on the top-a da cawr.