Good God......Where do I even begin ??? Sadly, I can completely picture the owner. Probably a skinny "kid" from Brooklyn or Queens who wears too much overly ornate fake gold jewelry, has his Yankees baseball hat sideways, has a thick New York accent and has a trashy, loud gum-chewing girlfriend.
Precision tool: 2011 BMW ///M3
Sledgehammer: 2014 Audi S6