Maybe I am nuts. That's definitely debatable. But no, I did not hit anything. The tires were deemed man defect by GY. If you read the reviews of these tiers on tirerack you will see that this is a very common problem with this tire. Probably exactly why they're on backorder.
I can say that I had the same problem in the past with GY Eagles on my Denali (non RFT). In that instance the dealer took my truck in, replaced the tire and then dealt with GY themselves.
I guess I just assumed this was SOP with all manufacturers. Obviously I was mistaken. Thanks for your input.