If the OP is 17, then it makes sense as its probably the coolest car in the high school parking lot. If the OP is married with kids and has a career and/or employees that he cares about, then this must have been a late night 5 hits on the bong kind of idea. I'm sure the trip is over. Time to remove the ridiculousness.
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