A guy walks into a bar, and sits down. Sees a really ugly looking dude at the other end. All night long, hot chicks keep approaching the ugly guy, and finally, he gets up and leaves with two of the finest hotties. The guy turns to the bartender, and asks, "what's up with that?"
Bartender says "He's in here several nights a week and it's always like that."
"Really? What's his secret ?"
"I dunno; I haven't figured it out. Nothin special about him - he just sits there most of the night, licking his eyebrows"