This thread is awesome haha.
Absolute dick magnet (just speaking about my 335i, but I imagine the M3 is gonna be the same).
I've been screamed at a couple times for going too fast or braking too late from the ladies; my guy friends usually say, "My car can't do that." I get compliments everywhere - car wash, sub shop, work parking lot - all from dudes.
Girls usually tell me I should've got a Jeep Grand Cherokee or a Lexus RX.