Originally Posted by andrew777
Driving into Canada is hilarious. Usually it goes something like this...
Hello sir, why are you coming to Canada?
To go moose hunting
Is this your car? Yes
How do you pay for it? With cash
Where are you going? Montreal
Do you have a hotel? We have a suite at the Sofitel.
How much money do you have with you? $9900
What do you do for a living? I'm a student
Why are you carrying so much cash? There's a casino in Montreal
Where did you get the cash? From the bank
Where did you get the cash? In America the streets are paved with gold
Then come questions about why I have traveled to lots of countries, why are there so many visas on my passport? My family is very affluent. This prompts a confused look form the border patrol, the car gets searched and then they let us in.
Coming back to the US is much easier. The border patrol asks why we went to Canada, we tell them we went to Montreal for the easy girls and cheap alcohol "It's like going to Mexico, but colder and safer...and we saw a moose". They laugh and let us in.
I am surreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this is true.