A few years ago I had a Suburu. You think BMW doors are soft? A Suburu door can get a deep ding just from looking at it crossways. One time in the middle of the night I looked out the window as this guy was squeezing his truck in next to my car. Passenger flings open the door, smacking my car. "Oops! Dumbass shouldn't've parked so close! Hahahaha!" I was steaming! But I was not about to go out and confront a couple of drunk dudes. I had to live with it until I traded the car in a couple of years later.
Then there are the people who use the bump-and-roll method of parallel parking. My E39 has several bumper rubs and scrapes from that. I guess the funding cuts to driver's ed are yielding dividends!