I got lucky twice today.
#1. Office depot parking lot. As I walk out, I notice a white minivan pull into the spot next to my car. Lady gets out, walks into the store. I get up to my car and she's parked crooked, and at one place she's about a foot away from my driver's side door. Luckily she didn't have any passengers.
#2. At the post office. Keep in mind it's a federal holiday. ENTIRE parking lot was empty. I had some stuff to mail so I was writing addresses and stamping them with my door slightly cracked to let some cool air in. Guy decides, out of the whole empty parking lot, he wants to park right next to my car. At least he was careful getting out of his car.