Originally Posted by MiddleAgedAl
Just the other night my wife and I were thinking how Ellen Degeneres and Portia were making a mockery of the institution of marriage, and how it was profoundly impairing our ability to maintain a strong relationship ourselves.
If only more celebrities would stop providing such a bad, blasphemous example to the impressionable youth today.
Clearly, God is on Team Breezy, since his private bits are not the same as Rihanna's, thus making it a great example of a dynamic to strive for.... in fact, I'd like to think there is a special place in the afterlife reserved just for those who treat their women like he did.
Remember, Ellen is the most damaging kind of liberal, not the kind who pay no income taxes, and use their taxpayer funded Obamaphones to do everything BUT try and find a new job or learn a useful trade.
This is a brilliant bit of satire, right?