Haha that's good! Too many of those guys around here IMO.
7 track days? Your streets don't stand a chance. I tried to convince a friend of mine with a 1M to buy slicks. 2 track days with his new PSS and they were unsafe for another track day.... They will go quick if you drive hard. If you want to prolong their life, grab a set of camber plates and you'll be better off. The closer you can get to -3-3.5, the longer the outer shoulder will last. Plus you'll get rid of the majority of understeer at the same time.