I feel so bad i was having lunch with a friend, he's in his mid 30's like me has two kids.
One is a few months old and the other is maybe two?
The man hasn't sleept in I would say 3 years. He looks like he's going to die at any moment.
And it's just common decency to not start the conversation off with "So I was having sex with this one girl and thinking yeah her ass is nice but.....she works at the gap....wait why are you angry...why are you picking up a knife...."