I'm resisting all temptation here by posting a real response to this but having the OP be such a good sport through all of this makes me kind of like him in the same way that I strangely liked Christof Waltzs character in Inglorious Basterds.
You may fall into a trap of finding someone who is too career oriented and when you decide to have kids, she'll want to be right back at work and not focused on actually being a parent. I do agree with MediaArtist that you nothing like a guy in his late 30s and everything like a college senior in need of some poon.
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