I sure hope that douchebag is on the forum and sees this thread. So in an open note to the misguided lad in question:
I have three cars. All of them are nicer than yours. I have never, nor will I ever, behave like you. Other people's cars are just that: cars. Not measures of their personal worth.
Furthermore, I've known and raced with BlackMist personally for the better part of 7 years. If you want to measure how much of a bad ass you are, let's meet on the track - Laguna Seca, Infineon, or Thunderhill. Anyone can do 100+ on the freeway - that's bush league. Shoot, we'll even agree to drop down to beginner level just to be on the track as the same time as you.
One of your elders