Sarcasm noted, but for those who didn't catch it . . .
"Oh look, nothing happened . . .", and, of course, we all know it is a totally valid test, since the energy imparted by a body at 0 MPH (static loading) is the same as the energy imparted by a body at, say, 70 MPH (dynamic loading).
Sadly, since most people don't know even rudimentary physics, most people will probably be impressed with that commercial . . .