Angry HR fatty "Mr. Import 36, were you looking at a plethroa of fake titties on this web page...the body doc?"
Import 36 "Why yes yes I was!"
AHRF "Do you know we have a strick office issue about looking at porn while at work MR!"
Import 36 "But I was just doing research for a nice Xmass gift for my GF! Do you have a BF? Maybe he can buy you a bit of a lift and a tuck and lypo?"
AHRF "OMG no one loves me...why?"
Import 36 "Well Shah says you get no love because you are a fatty, but that's wht he said not me!"