Originally Posted by bigjae1976
The "what my wife thinks" part hits the nail on the head! My wife sometimes thinks I'm trying to pick up dates at the track. I tell her..."only if I was gay and thought rich old farts were hot".
Too funny! I suggested that my wife bring one of her single girlfriends to the LSRPCA DE to meet a guy. Her comment was "she does not want to meet a rich old man".