"Ok that is all.
Dude you better take your car to the dealer to have it looked at! You are missing outt on:
1) Happy endings after every drive. Make sure your auto tissue dispenser is always full.
2) Take your game with the ladies up a few notches(or so I've been told by the single guys). Especially helpful to the homelier unfortunate fellows.
3) And for the fellows who like to play for the other team, it is a relentless dick magnet.