I don't want to vote.
There's just no way it can work. If I vote Romney then all you rightwing buffoons might actually shut the fuck up. If I vote Obama--my true choice--I'll be thrilled if he wins, but I won't ever hear the end of it from my friends who claim to be "socially liberal and fiscally conservative."
I have to vote and I know I'm voting Obama, but I just don't want to advocate for behavior like we've been seeing. I wish we could stage an election boycott (Don't tell me why that would make us look weak to our enemies and blah blah blah. With the state of things, I'd rather the whole world just perish before I retire).