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      09-05-2012, 01:41 PM   #1
Small Yellow
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Drives: 2010 BMW M3 E92 | 2008 Z4M E86
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Orange County, California

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Help! I can't sleep at night...

So I met this virgin chick (or so she says) exactly nine days ago and she lost her virginity to me three days ago and she has been wanting it non stop for three days now and its not just once but more like five times a night. She would start at 11 and we would be done at 3. The next morning I am a zombie. Question is, how do I get rid of her? Bring her and a shovel to the desert? jk
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