Originally Posted by FwdFtl
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck wasn't an actor in the Expendables 2, he just happened to be there.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris had a F30 M5........in 2007
Add your Chuck Norris facts...
lmao, and here i was thinking I had heard all the chuck norriss facts.