OP: You are right, the e9x ///M3 sucks......its overpriced and slow. Why anyone would by one is beyond me. It feels exactly like a 335i, pretty much the same car, except the ///M has no torque, the 335i feels so fast at 2500krpms, while the ///M3 feels so slow at 2500krpms.
BMW screwed the car up, what a waste. Thankfully some people are smart enough to catch onto this scam and not get suckered into buying one.