1. Definitely in the friend zone, with a whore. That's pretty bad.
2. Sounds like you've never had a GF. That's worse.
3. Make money and then get laid.
"Disregard bitches acuire currency."
2001 Audi S4: RIP
2008, Infiniti G37S: Traded
2009 Honda CBR1000RR Sold
2009 BMW M3: Current
2011 BMW S1000RR: Current