So i've been searching on other BMW forums for this issue and found something interesting. Every other model has hundreds of posts on the DSC/ABS/Brake "trifecta" as they call it. Seems either our cars aren't old enough or they engineering our cars better. I'm waiting to here what a few others say but it's going back to the dealer later this week when they can get me a loaner.
'11 MCB E90 M3 & a 64 Chevy PU