I made out with a fat chick when I was drunk.
Sobered up just enough when she tried to take things further and got the fuck out of there.
E92 335i: Space Grey|Coral Red|Aluminum Trim
Hold out for the BRZ STI or... Rocket Bunny FRS. Update: Scratch that. I've got a 2015 5.0/6MT with my name on it.