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      12-09-2005, 02:17 PM   #17
One of my two dachshunds:
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I hate puppies with a passion. They're stupid, piss all over the place, and extremely stupid/stubborn/contumacious so as to balk their housetraining process. They chew all sorts of things. My mail, my table, my speaker cables, magazines, my couch, you name it. They ate it. They leave a mess all over the place if I leave them alone for a couple hours. I have to wake up every night for three months at 2AM, 4AM, and 6AM just to take the puppy out to go piss/crap. Most of the time they won't piss/crap until I take him back home and by then, he'll piss/crap either on the carpet or in the crate. Forcing me to bathe him.

Puppies cry constantly. Cry if you are in the kitchen cooking something for your starving self. Throughout the night they cry. They want to sleep in bed with you but you can't let them because they pee every 90 minutes. They poo ever two hours. They step on their own poo. You have to bathe them each time they step on their poo, especially if they poo in their own crate and of course, they'll be crated because you don't want them to poo/pee on your carpet or couch. Did I mentioned that they cry a lot? Those bastards.

Kittens, on the other hand, are instinctively born to use their kitty litter. Leave no mess. Don't chew on things I don't want them to chew on. They don't cry. They are clean. They don't bark in the morning to wake you up.

But, of course, I ended up with two dogs because I'm a dog person and like how they are more playful, can do many tricks, and are simply smarter than cats (although there are exceptions).

I just don't like puppies. Next time I get a dog, I'll get a dog that's at least a year old. Stupid puppies. I hate them.

Pictures of the annoying bastard:

Last edited by Squawks; 12-09-2005 at 04:30 PM.