FINALLY! Someone had the B#^LS to start a thread like this. I'm with you all the way!
1.Clean my car with water only.
3.No touching speakers, glass or any other form of movement. (kids in the back)
4.No toys even the DS.
5.No goofing around. Everybody has to be serious!!
6.Nobody will use the garage to enter or exit the house.
And finally #7. I take pics of the speedometer before the car rolls and tell what itenerary for that particular usage. Then send it to my own email. The wife calls it the Bmw Diary.
OOpps. I forgot #8. No perfumes or cologne! I want to keep the original scent if posible.