Originally Posted by my nuts on your face
I'd hire a hit. In all seriousness though, that sucks bro. Sorry to hear about your missfortune. Your situation is a huge reason why i don't EVER want to get married. Just seems like there is nothing good in marriage for men these days. :/
Oh snap- there must be a lot of sad ladies that "My nuts on your face" you lives "in your mom's twat" is off the market. You must be quite a catch.