Thanks for the sympathy guys, I definitely learned my lesson. I'm getting a new one and will be using the betalink this time. To those of you that have 3M tape on yours, I hope mine was just poorly installed and you don't have the same problem. Nevertheless, I'll be gluing the next one down.
2011.5 E92 M3 DCT - Dinan Exhaust - OSS Angel Eyes Blackout - BMW Performance Splitters & Spoiler - Black Grilles - V1 Hardwire