"Ruined Daddy's car?" What a condescending comment! Here's what to do...
Get him back in the car, launch control him from 0-60, slam on the brakes and scramble that a-hole's brain until he's as docile as golden retriever.
Then you ask him "Who's your Daddy?" and watch him cry.
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